Jillybean will kill me if I don't post something... must post something...

A Love Letter I wrote today:

bessbi,
i wanted to write you a love letter. the office misses you, the factory misses you, the bees miss you, the raccoons miss you, ryan in toronto misses you, mike misses you, i miss you. you voice is still haunting me - everytime i phone toronto and no one picks up you tell me to leave a message. i haven't had a stitch n bitch since you left. ryan and chris are crying at my desk right now, sobbing tears of sorrow, telling me to tell you to come back. mike's not eating his bagels at lunch anymore in protest. gb is off-pitch when he whistles along to the sorrowful song in his heart. jill is losing her mind and is threatening to beat me over the head with the alphabet if i don't update my blog... she's scaring me,... she's gone over the deep end... come home and protect me, everyone here is turning into heartless zombies in your absence, i think i saw ian drooling absent-mindedly yesterday staring blankly at his soap genitalia. mounce isn't the same, the spring is gone from his now lacklustre hair. tricia is moving in slow motion. shaune had to leave for the uk for a week so he wouldn't see your empty chair, he just couldn't stand it anymore. gary screams random jibberish into his phone and no one is on the other end. see? we're all falling apart and it's all your fault. you have to come back and save our souls. it's a dark place we've gone too.
miss you, love you, lisa xox




*wink* <3